🍎 Teacher jokes - funny and kind
Teachers and students have been trading jokes for as long as there have been classrooms. Here are twelve of the best.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Teacher: "Name two pronouns." Student: "Who, me?"
Teacher: "Why are you late?" Student: "Because of the sign." Teacher: "What sign?"
Teacher: "If I give you two cats, and two more cats, and two more, how many cats will you have?" Student: "Seven." Teacher: "Listen again..."
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?" Student: "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O!" Teacher: "What?"
Teacher: "Where's your homework?" Student: "My dog ate it." Teacher: "But you don't have a dog!"
Why did the teacher write on the window?
Teacher: "Give me a sentence that starts with 'I.'" Student: "I is..." Teacher: "No, always say 'I am.'"
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Teacher: "Why is your homework in your dad's handwriting?"
Why did the science teacher go to the beach?