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🩺 Doctor, doctor jokes for kids

"Doctor, doctor!" is one of the oldest jokes in English. One person is the patient, the other is the doctor - ready, go!

  1. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

  2. Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a deck of cards!

  3. Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a moth!

  4. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible!

  5. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bell!

  6. Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a bee!

  7. Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a spoon!

  8. Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!

  9. Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a goat!

  10. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a sheep!

  11. Doctor, doctor, I think I'm shrinking!

  12. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a piano!

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