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🍕 Food jokes for kids - silly and clean

Snack on these food jokes before dinner. Warning: they are extra cheesy.

  1. Why did the tomato turn red?

  2. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

  3. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

  4. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

  5. What do you call a fake noodle?

  6. Why don't eggs tell jokes?

  7. What kind of key opens a banana?

  8. Why was the cucumber upset?

  9. What does a nosy pepper do?

  10. Why did the pie go to the dentist?

  11. How do you fix a broken pizza?

  12. What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

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