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👪 Family jokes - clean fun for kids and parents

Moms, dads, grandparents and kids all get a turn here. Warning: contains dad jokes.

  1. Kid: "Mom, can I have a dog for Thanksgiving?"

  2. Why did the baby strawberry cry?

  3. What do you call a very small mom?

  4. "Dad, did you get a haircut?"

  5. Kid: "Dad, I'm hungry."

  6. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

  7. Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

  8. What does a baby computer call its father?

  9. Why did the little cookie cry?

  10. Kid: "Dad, can you put my shoes on?"

  11. How are families like fudge?

  12. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

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