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🤪 Silly question jokes for kids

They sound like riddles, but the answers are just plain silly. Ask a friend and see if they can guess.

  1. What's brown and sticky?

  2. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

  3. What's green and has wheels?

  4. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

  5. What do you call a fly without wings?

  6. What's the best thing to put into a pie?

  7. What do you call a snowman in July?

  8. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

  9. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

  10. Why was six afraid of seven?

  11. What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

  12. What's red and smells like blue paint?

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